July 2009
10 posts
Do's and Don'ts of Safeguarding Your Shit at a...
Do move the bureau of drawers in front of the door connecting the adjacent room.
Don’t Hide your shit in a bath tub.
Do lift of the mattress and hide duffel bags under the box spring.
Don’t leave threatening notes on the ground and notes on the mirror written in soap that say “REDRUM”.
Do leave television on.
Don’t leave a $5 bill and $1.67 in change to try and...
This is Jeff and Steve picking me up outside of work yesterday. We drove to the border of Pennsylvania before stopping to buy Doritos, Beef Jerkey, donuts and chocolate milk. Steve drove the first 300 miles and I drove the 60 or so to end up in Winchester, Virginia.